Posted 1 day ago

(❁´◡`❁): michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…

They were probably friends with the american who saw this:

and said “aw, would you look at that, it dropped off the back of that horse like an apple off a tree. But it’s on the road, so, ah, that there must be a…”

Posted 2 days ago

On the bright side…

…the fact that my Tumblr has transitioned from gleefully posting Doctor Who gifs to grumping about Stephen Moffat means that there’s no longer any rush for me to stay current with the series lest Tumblr spoil it for me.

It’s okay, last handful of episodes. I’ll get to you eventually. 

Posted 3 days ago

Nap Hard: bad at math

heysawbones:

I am bad at math.

I’m not totally sure why that is, though I have some guesses. It might have something to do with the way I learn and organize learned information. It seems like I have a really hard time remembering things I can’t anchor to an underlying comprehension of the subject. For…

I don’t know of any particularly good sources on the subject, but I can confirm that that sort of context-based comprehension is how I end up understanding math, and thus I don’t think the matter is intrinsic to math itself so much as a function of our education system being terrible at teaching it. There’s lots of “trust us, just learn this, it’ll be important later,” and lots of barreling ahead on a schedule whether or not the students have actually gotten the material. In the math classes I’ve taken, I’ll either cakewalk through most of it or start slipping in the beginning and fall progressively further and further behind, because if I don’t properly understand the basic concepts then the rest is just confusing and arbitrary.

…until it suddenly makes sense years later and I’m baffled by why my teachers didn’t just explain it like this

In terms of learning math, though, I think learning to program is actually a good place to start? Programming concepts help algebraic ones make a whole lot more sense, because you’re actually handling variables and functions and such as practical tools rather than abstract symbols on a page which you’re tasked with rearranging in a certain way.

It also helps provide context to what you’re actually doing, since you’re writing a script to simulate something rather than answering a “well, if hypothetically we wanted to figure out this…” sort of prompt. Even better, the computer handles the number crunching itself, so you a) can focus on the actual math rather than worrying about whether or not you fucked up the arithmetic and b) can see a clear and immediate connection between adjustments to your program and changes to the output rather than having to go through the number-crunching process again.

Um. I don’t actually know how to find a good programming course either: I’m mostly self-taught, which requires a lot of spare time you may not have, and am reasonable skeptical about a lot of CS classes I see offered about. Especially for this purpose, since you’d probably want to pick up a scripting language and get right to messing around with math, while a lot of intro CS classes seem to think it’s important to start with C, learning low-level programming concepts that aren’t necessarily useful to you. 

So I dunno. But it’s an approach that’s made a lot of sense to me.

Posted 1 week ago
I can only assume that this is like when fighter pilots paint silhouettes of their kills on the side of their plane.

I can only assume that this is like when fighter pilots paint silhouettes of their kills on the side of their plane.

Posted 1 week ago
atomicqueen:

peacelovehappychan:

HOW COME I HAVE NEVER REALIZED THIS BEFORE?!?!?!?!?!

since when is “rich” a personality trait

Since class became a thing, presumably? There’s no shortage of characters around who are defined primarily by their wealth (or lack thereof). 

atomicqueen:

peacelovehappychan:

HOW COME I HAVE NEVER REALIZED THIS BEFORE?!?!?!?!?!

since when is “rich” a personality trait

Since class became a thing, presumably? There’s no shortage of characters around who are defined primarily by their wealth (or lack thereof). 

Posted 2 weeks ago

atomicqueen:

enigmaticagentalice:

valendiles:

blergedandlawyered:

avettbidenlemoncreggalmasy:

team-joebama:

indiedrone:

wickedveganwitchofthewest:

“It’s a talking dog, or a bear cub?”

lol greeaat

“Yes it would, but the point is, no human being would do such a thing.”

That sounds about right, actually.

“But the Russians knew.”

??????? oh

“That encourages further attacks from opposing politicians, gives pause to allies, and stimulates aggresive questioning from news organizations and blogs, spreading perceptions of even more negative public opinion.”

That’s…complicated. And seems so public. 

“I couldn’t believe it.”

….Seems kind of accurate so far.

OH MY GOD I GOT THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING AND IT WAS THE PART ABOUT BILBO’S BIRTHDAY AND

All one hundred and forty-four guests expected a pleasant feast…”

oh

page 35 in the nearest book to me was just a giant photo of a micro-pig

His manner, terse to sullen, and the haggard expression on his face, which made him look suddenly very old, made her drop the subject.

…All portents indicate another good year of singledom, then. 8D 

So I’m not at home. Looking around my friends’ living room, I spot a “Vorkosigian Saga” RPG Sourcebook in the corner. Expecting something comical and out of context about rules, I flip it open to p 35 and…oh look, flavor text. 

“The woman raised her delicate eyebrows at his apparent ignorance and swept the long hair from her face with a pale hand.”

…well okay then.

Posted 2 weeks ago

insouciant magic eight ball: Feminism in video games

heysawbones:

7nights:

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This is the Sorceress from Vanillaware’s Dragon’s Crown. Lately, this character has been getting a lot of heat, becoming the new icon of sexism in video games. Are you offended by this character? Do you find it sexist? Well guess what, it’s not.

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I think I see…

Personally, I tend to figure that the “objectified” male characters in media aren’t the power-fantasy heroes — they’re the minions, the almost universally male henchmen who’s purpose is to threaten the good guys and then get beat up. They’re objects in both senses of the word, presented not as people but as props, who exist to be the objects of violence the same way the standard female eye-candy exists to be the object of desire.

Which…actually isn’t necessarily a problem, on its own. Not every character in a story needs to be fully fleshed out: some characters will be the ones we follow, and some may only intersect with the story briefly and for a specific purpose. That’s not necessarily a problem!

The problem comes from context, and patterns are a good way to look at context. Not so much ”in the context of the work,” as 7nights seems to be offering: “Oh, they justified why this character dresses like this, see, it makes sense in the story so it’s okay!” No, the context and the pattern emerge when we look at all the other, similar stories and other similar characters and notice that being conventionally attractive seems to need to be standard for leading female characters. As is dressing sexily and revealingly: it’s apparently not okay to have a female lead who’s not a hot piece of ass. Sure, they may totally “justify” that within the context of the character, but there’s a reason why so many characters “just happen” to be that way. (Hint: it’s because they’re expected to appeal to a male audience. It’s not a justification, it’s an excuse for something that would be like that anyways.)

This is why people keep pushing for nonsexualized female leads: not because female sexuality is gross and they need to cover that shit up, but because holy crap it is getting tiring for cheesecake to keep being mandatory. Nonsexualized female characters are a break in the pattern and a breath of proverbial fresh air, the same way overtly sexualized male characters often are. And man, when we don’t need our female leads to fit a narrow standard of beauty (and implicit availability), that opens the doors to a way broader range of characters and visual designs.

It also doesn’t help that these costume designs tend to treated as just part of the character design, as just how the characters happen to look rather than, you know, presented as clothing they actually made the conscious decision to put on — the sheer impracticality of most of these outfits tends to speak volumes about that. The characters dressing all stripperly isn’t about them being comfortable dressing that way, it’s about them being attractive to the viewer.

… 

So: basically two points, I guess. One is about the nerd fallacy that internal coherence is the most important aspect of a work — that the most important thing is whether or not a thing ”makes sense in the context of the story,” as opposed to the broader relevance of that element itself.

The other is about lazy costume design. I might get into both of these a bit further at some point, since I’ve nowhere near exhausted the vein of natter they provide.

Posted 3 weeks ago

holypunsbatman:

spacemancar:

kirbyallen:

It’s Enzo!

My friends are so fucking weird.

And it’s fucking wonderful.

…but Enzo should probably get that looked at. 

Posted 3 weeks ago
princesskilljoy:

I was bored of reading and made a thing.

Alternately…

princesskilljoy:

I was bored of reading and made a thing.

Alternately…

Posted 3 weeks ago

nocbot:

bananabuttmuffin:

The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.

Timidly, even though you have the right of way? 

While singing to yourself, badly?

For long, dreary stretches at a time, most of which you don’t remember afterwards?

With an inescapable, nagging worry that this’ll be the day something breaks down?

With your windows rolled down and the wind in your hair and the radio turned up?

With infuriating ponderousness, despite increasingly vociferous requests for you to please pick up the pace, some of us don’t have all day?

With the nagging worry that you’re being judged and that you really need some body work done and a new coat of paint, and that you’re just kidding yourself by insisting that your ride “has character?”

With a willingness to slam on the brakes if a small animal unexpectedly darts in front of you?

With the suspicion that you probably should have cleaned up a bit more beforehand? (They aren’t saying anything, but you’re sure they’re judging your for the mess.)

Only when you have to, because it’s really stressful and not something you feel like you’re good at?

With a series of workarounds for broken or fiddly mechanisms? (“Oh! Sorry, that bit doesn’t work, you’ve gotta do it like this. No, it’s cool, everyone has trouble with that.”)

With periodic flashes of panic when you realize your attention had drifted and oh god oh god that could’ve gone so terribly wrong?

With occasional moments where the banality of the activity falters and you suddenly realize what a tremendous, amazing, monstrously dangerous thing you’re actually doing?

With a gnawing, sinking loneliness in the pit of your gut?

With a habit of getting distracted by the scenery, especially if it’s a nice day?

With your mind stuck on the fact that you spent all that time getting dressed up really nice and now your clothes are just kind of all scrunched up everywhere and your shoes are just tossed in a corner nevermind your hair and it’s going to be so much work to make yourself presentable again and where are you even going to find a mirror?

Plagued by thoughts of “Was that there last time? I’d swear I haven’t seen it before, but it doesn’t look new or anything, I guess I just wasn’t paying very close attention?

With inexplicably cold feet, despite the fact that the rest of you is practically boiling?

Often interrupted by the need to check a map?

Often frustrated by a lack of clear signage?

With far greater comfort if you have someone giving you directions, because even if you’re going the right way you’re never confident of that and it’s nerve-wracking?

Occasionally in a rush, ‘cause you’re already late for a thing?

Mildly annoyed at your friends for constantly calling you up for rides, since you’re apparently the only one who drives? You don’t mind, honestly, but sometimes it feels like they’re taking you for granted.